Skip to main content

Navigating the Booze-Infested Water of Memorial Day



 Staying Sober Over Memorial Day Weekend: A Guide to Navigating the Booze-Infested Waters


Memorial Day weekend is upon us, and we all know what that means: a three-day marathon of barbecues, beach outings, and, for many, a relentless onslaught of alcoholic temptations. But fear not, my clear-headed compadres, for I bring you a survival guide packed with tips and tricks to keep you as sober as a judge in a kombucha brewery.



Tip #1: Unleash Your Inner Mixologist

Who says sober has to be synonymous with boring? It’s time to give those cocktails a run for their money with some craft mocktails. Grab some fresh fruit, a muddle stick (or just the back of a spoon if you’re not fancy), and let your imagination run wild. Make your non-alcoholic concoction so delicious that even your booze-guzzling friends will want a sip – just watch them squirm when you tell them it's virgin.



Tip #2: Become the Grill Master

Distract yourself from the sea of beer cans by taking charge of the grill. Not only does this give you an excuse to avoid the drink table, but you'll also gain instant popularity. And let's face it – nobody wants to hand a beer to the person responsible for perfectly charring their burger. Plus, brandishing tongs can be incredibly empowering.



Tip #3: Buddy Up with Another Sober Sailor

Find yourself a sober buddy. This is like having a wingman, but instead of helping you score digits, they help you swat away drinks. A partner in sobriety can provide moral support and share in awkwardly sipping water while everyone else plays flip cup.



Tip #4: Fake It Till You Make It

Fill that red solo cup with something non-alcoholic and walk around like you own the place. Nobody will know you're secretly sipping on sparkling water – unless they take an uninvited swig and spit it out in surprise, which could be (darkly) hilarious.


Tip #5: Embrace Your Inner Historian

Memorial Day isn't just an excuse to barbecue; it's about remembering those who served. Channel your inner history buff and engage folks in discussions about historical battle strategies or share stories of heroic veterans. This may prompt some folks to drink more just to endure your lecture – but hey, more sobriety for us, right?



Tip #6: Plan an Escape Route

If all else fails and temptation is looking as tantalizing as a chocolate fountain at a diet convention, have an exit strategy ready. Whether it's claiming an early morning meeting (ahem, yoga session) or suddenly remembering your pet iguana’s feeding time, make sure you have an out when needed.


There you have it – your battle plan for waging war against the liquid foe this Memorial Day weekend. Arm yourself with these tips and tricks, and remember that sobriety can be just as entertaining – if not more so – than its buzzed counterpart. 

Let's raise our mocktail glasses high and toast to staying sober amidst the storm because who needs hangovers when you have hiccups… from laughing too hard at your friends' karaoke attempts? Cheers to that!-Belle-

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

I'm an Addict and I'm Not Sorry

I'm an Addict and I'm Not Sorry Let's get real for a second. If you're reading this, chances are you or someone you love has been through the wringer of addiction. And if that's the case, you know that the worst part isn't the withdrawals, the failed relationships, or those awful, gut-wrenching moments of clarity on the bathroom floor. It's the shame. Oh, the shame. It's like someone poured gasoline all over your soul and lit a match. Well, I'm here to tell you something: fuck the shame. No, really. Fuck it right in the ear. You don't need that kind of toxic garbage holding you back anymore. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I'm an addict. I've done some bad shit. I've lied, I've stolen, I've woken up in strange places with even stranger people. But you know what? I'm still a person. I'm still a person who deserves to be happy, to love and be loved, to leave something better than I found it. Look, you can't change...
2 comments
Read more

Ok, I am sober... Now who the Hell am I?

  Recovery: The Journey to Rediscover Ourselves Recovery is not just a word; it's a mosaic of personal stories, each tile reflecting the light of hope and resilience. As a former addict turned substance use disorder counselor, I have navigated the tumultuous seas of addiction and now anchor others as they set sail towards the shores of sobriety. Why do we seek recovery? The reasons are as varied as the individuals asking themselves this profound question. For some, it is the pursuit of health, for others, the mending of relationships torn asunder by the tempest of dependency. We embark on this journey because something precious has been lost to us – peace, self-worth, or perhaps the very essence of who we are. At its core, recovery is about discovery. It's a quest to reclaim what was taken from us and to unearth the treasures we've always held within. It's not just about abstaining from a substance; it's about embracing life in its fullest expression. It's ab...
Post a Comment
Read more

To the Next Wave—A Letter to the Ones Who’ve Been There

To the Next Wave—A Letter to the Ones Who’ve Been There Let’s be honest: nobody grows up dreaming of becoming a peer support specialist, recovery coach, or harm reduction advocate. Most of us didn’t even dream of surviving. But here we are, standing upright(ish), coffee in hand, and suddenly there’s a new conversation in the field—one that’s about us. Wisconsin’s catching up to what most of us have known for years: people with lived experience are the secret sauce in real recovery work. As of 2025, Medicaid here is rolling out new coverage for peer recovery coach services, which means agencies can finally hire people like you—and bill for your work, not just your war stories. Certified Peer Specialists in Wisconsin (yes, it’s a real title—and you get a certificate and everything) are now recognized professionals using their own histories to walk alongside people still in the trenches. There are even training programs, recertification requirements, and a growing demand for people who “g...
Post a Comment
Read more